Thursday, March 31, 2011

Vampire Movies Retrospective (Part 1)


This segment is a look back on the best, worst, and everything in between featuring one of the most revered creatures  in film literature and myth. This segment will span every genre and era of film and will be put out in pieces because of the sheer amount of material.

As with all retrospectives, I'll try to keep the reviews relatively short. 


Twilight

Let's begin with the adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's masterpiece of forbidden romance: Twilight. 

Our heroine, Bella Swan, is so brimming with personality that viewers have no choice but to relate to her as she adapts to life in a new town. She struggles to fit in at high school as people compliment her every move and fight over her affection. It really helps that actress Kristen Stewart really puts all of her range into this role, and you can absolutely tell why she won the MTV movie award for best actress.

Twilight could have easily stopped there and become an excellent teen drama about fitting in, but this only serves to introduce the real star: Edward Cullen. To quote the movie, "He's totally gorgeous. Obviously!" Harry Potter alum (well, not exactly an alum, he kind of dropped out or something a few days short of graduation) Robert Pattinson gives the performance of a lifetime showing the brooding inner torment of being a vampire. At first he subtly hides his feelings for Bela, knowing no girl would be interested in the rich, pretty, popular kid with a dark secret. And yet against all odds, they find love after two brief conversations and the revelation that they have a few things in common.

A short time later, she learns his dark secret and is naturally even more infatuated with him. At this point the movie takes a bold risk with vampire mythology. Instead of the tired cliche of vampires feeding on humans and burning in the sunlight, in this movie they're self-professed vegetarians and sparkle with the radiance of the sun. This cleverly deconstructs what viewers expect a vampire to be and adds unique twist to the lore. The deconstruction goes even deeper as Bela plays Baseball with Edward and his family, a brilliant allegory for the rich interconnection between vampiric lore and the American tradition.

Of course their forbidden love earns the ire of the evil vampires, who do absurd things like hunt down humans and drink their blood. An epic showdown occurs, and I don't think I need to tell you that it makes Equilibrium look tame. When a director has such movies as Red Riding Hood and The Nativity Story under her belt, it's obvious she knows a thing or two about action.

Long story short, you no longer have to watch vampires movies and wonder "How does this relate to teens like me in the 13-17 demographic?" And wasn't that the whole point of vampire mythology in the first place? I'd call this the Godfather of vampire movies, but The Godfather is so old and boring and totally didn't win any MTV movie awards, so it's obvious who wins that comparison.

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[Classic Film Corner] #17: The Neverending Story (1984)

When talking with Greg about why he gave Sucker Punch 4 “hombres” out of 5 on our site, he commented that it was “everything Transformers wanted to be”. Zach Snyder would probably embrace a million backhanded comments like those at this point, for most critics have been very aggressive in their condemnations of his latest film. We have known ever since Gerard Butler’s CGI-enhanced washboards that Snyder was a man who favored noteworthy style over substance, but films like 300 and Watchmen were at least given some general credit for their visual strengths. Why now, in a subgenre (I like to call it “escapist fantasy”) that seems made for Snyder’s, um, particular kind of message, are riot acts being read? Maybe one should look to a well-known escapist fantasy from the past for answers.


DAY 17: THE NEVERENDING STORY 

I have often heard parents complain that kids don’t “get lost in books” like they used to, but this film takes it over-the-top, doesn’t it? For what it is worth, in spite of its excessive silliness, at least the story’s premise is sufficiently complex to a degree that kids will be able to enjoy the ride. Basically, the plot could be described as follows: “See Bastian run. Bastian grabs book. Read, Bastian, read.” Taking a “special” book from a local bookstore, under the endless pursuit of the normal spurt of intelligent kid bullies prevalent in 80s cinema, Bastian (Barret Oliver) takes the book up to the attic of his school to read and….that’s about it. The rest of the movie basically involves his interactions with the book, in a part of the school that apparently does not have any lock on it. Oh, there is mention of the grieving he and his father are going through, but that is never explored as much. You never see the father a second time, and his mother’s name is not distinctly mentioned once in the entire movie. The “Neverending Story” itself involves a world called Fantasia that is being attacked by the “Nothing”, sort of like what would happen to its entertainment value if Mickey’s dancing broomsticks were removed from its world. In other words, the world is caving in on itself and nothing is spared from its dripping, sharp-toothed attack – at least I am assuming it is sharp-toothed, because we never actually see the villain. A native warrior named Atreyu (Noah Hathaway, who is actually ¼ Mohican…IT’S NOT THAT HARD, MR. SHAMALAMA!) is called on to fight “Ol’ Invisible” with his trusty sidekick horse Artax….as long as he does so unarmed…..Wait, what? I guess that makes sense to a degree, if you are trying to defend yourself and those around you against an abstract manifestation of collective imagination decaying in modern society…sort of like trying to scoop carbon monoxide from the house with a teaspoon. But you are telling me he couldn’t even bring a bow and arrow to, I don’t know, hunt for food during their weeks-long trip? Maybe that teaspoon can help scoop some invisible fish.

Anyway, over the course of Bastion's storybook, swamps stink, heroes sink (into depression), rocks bite….it’s all standard steps in the “Hero’s Journey” formula, ones that Shia LaBeouf has more masterfully performed for younger audience many times over by now. But while a giant made out of rocks and “big, strong hands” can’t capture the imagination quite like Bumblebee transforming to the background music of Linkin Park, it keeps Bastian interested. And I suppose we should be glad someplace without the names “Potter”, “Frodo” and “constantly-shirtless werewolf gang” are promoting an afternoon of reading. At the very least, it is a beautifully captured world that any child would want to skip a math test to visit. [Actually, the kid probably wouldn’t need to be offered the trip.] The use of CGI and clearly-rendered green screens is sorely missing, showing the datedness of the film through its use of actual sets and sense of realness. But getting the chance to realistically imagine flying a dog-faced, six-legged, furry luck dragon (????) comes close to making up for that modern inconvenience. However, in spite of director Wolfgang Petersen’s visual success, much more significantly than Snyder, his work in this film does seem to come up short in its concepts and depth.

First of all, let’s look at how they examine the theme of finding refuge from your problems. While Snyder’s main character knowingly fights to combat inhumane hospital treatments, never insecure about her vulnerable state, Bastion takes the easy route and tackles simpler issues. Grief? Loneliness? Uncertainty about your ability to make a difference? Most of the time, he does not even realize the book is helping him. Is this some sort of mystical New Age voodoo? Kids can get motivational posters for those problems in the classroom, bring on the attack on evil hospitals and moustache twirlers instead! And what is it with this idea that the storybook needs Bastian to survive just as much as he needs it, as if it’s actually…alive? Kids don’t respond to complex diatribes pertaining to the intangible relationship between a story and who hears it. They want to see things go BOOOM! Action scene! Long-winded villain speech! After all, their Facebook multi-person video chat starts in 15 minute, kids today need a neatly-tied ending. So in conclusion, Snyder is clearly a man ahead of his time who knows his moviegoing audience. And I am sure his work with Sucker Punch will make The Neverending Story a distant mem- *insert sounds of angry shouts, boos, fisticuffs, rotten fruit being tossed...and a squawking chicken*

OK, OK, I give. This is April Fools, folks. This film is timeless and needs to be remembered now more than ever. Along with amazing visuals that pull you in and a wide range of acting that never feels forced or awkward even among the child actors (Again, GET A CLUE, SHAMABLAMA!), its message about the state of modern society’s imagination is one that should be heeded. Maybe if Snyder took a page from it and directed someone else’s vision for a change, maybe something neverending could be found in his work too. [Overall Rating: 9/10...But why does the horse get depressed?!]

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sucker Punch

This is perhaps the easiest review I've ever had to write, simply because everything that works and doesn't work about Sucker Punch sticks out so obviously. I could tell you to watch the trailer or simply tell you it's a Zack Snyder movie, and you'd know almost exactly what to expect. But since I harbor the delusion that people read this blog for clever commentary, here goes.

Sucker Punch starts out like an elaborate music video, without a single word of dialogue until maybe 10 minutes in. It doesn't come close to the sheer brilliance that was Watchmen's opening, and everything is played out far too obviously with way too much intensity, yet on a purely sights and sounds level it's extremely effective. In this sequence Baby Doll (all the female leads are given stripper names, don't ask why) sees her mother pass away, as her evil step-father plans her and her sister's demise. After an incident that seems a little bit too dreamlike to be real, Baby Doll is sent to an asylum that's really just a front for a burlesque house (this movie raises a lot of baffling questions that are best left unasked.) For all its flaws, this sequence really showcases Snyder's ability to always make every shot as visually appealing as possible.

Then the second act begins, in which Baby Doll makes an uneasy alliance with four other girls in the asylum/brothel and a series of elaborate actions sequences occurs, all of them imaginary, vaguely paralleling what's going on in the real world. These scenes are the true highlights of the movie and probably the main reason anyone bought a ticket. They're fast, intense, imaginative, and everything else good action scenes should be, as the girls do battle with everything from WWI steampunk zombies to chaingun-wielding samurai, to robots, and even a dragon. In each case the CGI is first rate and isn't wasted on anything less than spectacular. If you're rolling your eyes at the thought of watching increasingly absurd action scenes with minimal context, then this movie will have no redeeming value for you.

The soundtrack is powerful and at times even chilling. It mostly sounds like a mix of Vangelis and The Gathering covering everything from the Eurythmics to the Pixies to Queen, and in each case it makes the song its own. Many are sure to find it too loud and too obvious, and they're not wrong. Nothing about Sucker Punch is subtle, and I'm sure some fans wouldn't have it any other way.

The acting is consistently forgettable, with most of the cast doing the bare minimum not to embarrass themselves. The only real standouts are Jena Malone and Abby Cornish as sisters Rocket and Sweet Pea, Oscar Isaac as the effectively smarmy director of the brothel/asylum, and my personal favorite, Scott Glenn as the wise man. Carla Gugino speaks in an obviously fake Russian accent the whole time, and I'm sure that plenty of people will cringe, but being Russian, the bad accents of the cold war era (especially in the Star Trek movies) have always been a guilty pleasure of mine. Of course most of the acting problems are due to mediocre dialogue and an inconsistent script. This movie is proof that Snyder is better off letting other people write his scripts. Fortunately, like 300, this is an action movie with the good sense to shut up when it has nothing smart to say.

In the third act the plan starts to go wrong, leading to an ambiguous ending that's hard to interpret. And the movie ends on a soft albeit somewhat touching note when I was most expecting it to go out with a bang. In short, there are a lot of things in Sucker Punch that are in need of serious improvement. At the same time, it's a relief to see a movie promise expertly crafted eye candy and deliver it in spades. If the term guilty pleasure ever had meaning, consider Sucker Punch a capital offender.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Red Riding Hood

I'll start this review by saying that Red Riding Hood was made by the director of Twilight, and it shows. That's all that most viewers will need to know, but I wouldn't be much of a blogger if I turned down a chance to over-analyze and rant.

Red Riding Hood has as little to do with the myth that inspired it as Ridley Scott's Robin Hood. Perhaps that's a good thing, since the Grimm's fairy tale didn't exactly have much of a plot, but re-imagining it as a medieval Twilight is hardly an improvement.

Amanda Seyfried plays the same role she's played in every movie since Mean Girls: a pretty body for men to admire and a blank slate for women to project themselves onto. And it's not that she's bad actor. She just seems to pick the blandest roles and play them accordingly. The two male leads do their best Edward Cullen impressions: brooding, threatening (but in a benign, tween-friendly way) and lacking in any personality aside from their poorly repressed sex drives. Speaking of which, I don't remember the last time I saw so much almost sex in a movie. For anyone who isn't drooling over the protagonists, the sexual frustration in this movie is painful to watch. Another obvious carryover from Twilight. You'd think the director of Thirteen would be much more poignant  in these matters.

The supporting cast is mostly forgettable; even Gary Oldman seems boring, and when  have you ever seen a boring performance from him? The werewolf looks like something out of a much campier and much more fun movie. And when it speaks (yes, it speaks) it sounds like something that might have passed for Aslan's stunt double. The only good thing I can say about the cast is that none of them manage to embarrass themselves.

To the movie's credit, the set and costumes are beautiful, and a director with a better eye for cinematography and adventure set-pieces could have made quite a spectacle out of it. Sadly, Hardwicke is as clumsy with anything resembling action as Michael Bay is with anything that isn't action.

That's not to say that Red Riding Hood is a complete disaster. It has a coherent story and tells it with an audience in mind. But when the only compliments I can pay a movie are backhanded, it's obvious that I simply can't recommend it to anyone.

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Limitless

What if a drug could activate your maximum potential and turn you into the most effective possible version of yourself? How would you use it and what kind of person would it turn you into?  This question is equal parts philosophical statement and set-up for standard action-thriller fare in Limitles. And I can say with a certain amount of enthusiasm that it succeeds as a philosophical statement, even if it's somewhat inconsistent as a thriller.

The movie starts out strong, showing us Bradley Cooper as uninspired slacker Eddie Morra failing to make ends meet as a writer and as a boyfriend. A chance encounter with an old acquaintance lands him in possession of a mysterious new drug called LZT, which boosts his brainpower and sets him on the fast track to financial and personal success. That is until things go wrong  Cooper shows some impressive acting talent, and the change he displays over the course of the movie is a believable one. However, I'd cut down on the number of shots of him just walking down the street looking confident. They don't show us anything we don't already know.

Abby Cornish is cute but forgettable as the love interest. She plays her part well but isn't given much to say or do. De Niro gives one of his better late career performances as business magnate and mentor Carl Van Loon, and the relationship between him and Cooper's character remains interesting all the way through the movie.

Unfortunately the film's premise begins to wear thin in the second half. The villain, a Russian mobster with bigger aspirations, isn't as intimidating as he should be, though he provides some good laughs from time to time. Aside from one excellent fight scene, most of the action is daytime TV quality. Certain side  plots are brought up and dismissed to quickly to really have any impact. But what really keeps Limitless from excelling in the second half is that for a guy who's supposedly brilliant enough to learn countless languages and conquer the stock market, he makes some decisions that are just bafflingly stupid. In other words, for a thriller, it's just not as thrilling as it should be. If that seems harsh, it's only because the first half sets up something great but delivers a final product that's merely good.

In short, Limitless won't disappoint, but don't raise your expectations too high either. Behind a few errors in concept and execution there's a lot that works.

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Monday, March 21, 2011

Rango

The premise to Rango is one you you've likely heard before. A fish out of water ends up in a town where he's not wanted, and through sheer luck and a good heart, bumbles and stumbles his way into being a hero. It's a plot that's been used to good, bad, and downright ugly results, and the reason Rango succeeds where other movies have failed is because it takes that familiar idea and completely makes it its own.

This is mostly for two reasons. First, Rango isn't afraid to be strange or even downright absurd and surreal at times, meaning that nearly every scene will be full of strange surprises. Second, the movie makes you think you know where a joke or set-up is going, only to take it two steps further, and more impressively, still know when to stop before stretching the comedy out too thin. What also helps is that the characters aren't conventional archetypes, and everyone has something a little unique or off about them. The result is a movie that's brimming with personality without ever alienating viewers with its quirky excess. The only downside is that sometimes the jokes are so obscure or unusual that I wasn't even sure what kind of humor they were going for.

The voice acting cast is full of talent, including Johnny Depp, Ned Beatty, Alfred Molina, and Timothy Olyphant doing a great Clint Eastwood impression. And for such a quirky role, Depp shows surprising restraint instead of overplaying his character's weirdness to the point of unlikability. Take a note on that, Tim Burton.

The animation is first-rate. While I wouldn't compare it to Avatar or How to Train Your Dragon in terms of visual spectacle or the Toy Story movies in terms of pure liveliness, it still manages to create a world that looks and feels consistently interesting. The characters are especially well-designed, and their unique looks contribute a lot to the movie's cleverly quirky tone.

Also, a last bit of advice. Don't be fooled into thinking this is a children's movie. While kids will be sure to enjoy the action and slapstick, there are plenty of subtle jokes that will go over their heads, as well as a surprising amount of violence and mild profanity.

Simply put, Rango doesn't do anything revolutionary, but what it does it does well and it's guaranteed to be a fun time for nearly anyone. I don't think I've enjoyed an unconventional western this much since the second American Tail, but that could just be childhood nostalgia speaking.

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Sunday, March 20, 2011

[Classic Film Corner] #16: Grizzly Man (2005)

This is easily the most difficult review for a film I have done in over three years of doing them, and not just because of recent personal matters that delayed an output of analyses of classic films – which I do sincerely apologize for, by the way, so feel free to imagine me pelted with pseudo-butter sauce from your cinema’s popcorn machine, if it helps. The bigger reason that this took so long is the subject matter of this documentary, and the personal empathy that I found with the tragic, pained character named Timothy Treadwell. Yes, I deliberately used the term “empathy” and not merely “sympathy”, because I can entirely relate to the desperate passion he develops. When you are hit so low and feel so purposeless that hitting rock bottom seems like a distant memory, anything that makes you believe in something better and more promising for your finite existence…well, it remains special for you long after you’ve moved forward. With that in mind, I will try my best to be objective.


ENTRY #16: GRIZZLY MAN (2005)


If you are a fan of watching nature channels or just have an eye for tragic accidents on news broadcasts, you may have heard about an accident involving the man just under a decade ago. Timothy Treadwell, in his 13th summer living among grizzly bears in Alaska, was mauled and eaten by one of the bears he was attempting to protect in October 2003. Alongside him in headlines was Amie Huguenard, who suffered the same grisly (no pun intended) fate. People were mixed in reaction about his demise and for good reason. On the one hand, he was in clear violation – for many years and openly – of numerous policies regarding viewing distance and interactions with the dangerous creatures, put in place for the safety of both visitors and the bears themselves. However, as a result of his work in Katmai National Park and Preserve, his non-profit organization Grizzly People sparked a fascination with children all across the country and gave national attention (through controversy, a quite effective method) to the topic of nature preservation. director Werner Herzog, both in front of the camera and behind it, does everything in his power to present both sides of this unique tale equally. Using a myriad of resources – ranging from CBS footage to interviews with close friend Jewel Palovak to hundreds of hours of footage shot by Treadwell himself – we get a compelling, multi-dimensional portrait of a man obsessed with the creatures he truly loved and the desperate effort to make sense of his death.

This film demands viewers to make their own conclusions, so here is mine and I’ll attempt to be spoiler-free. Clearly, Treadwell had major psychological issues that the film effectively summarizes, some his own fault and some tragic misfortunes. A scholarship is lost, auditions in Hollywood barely fall short, drugs become involved. Put bluntly, he was a lost soul; and whether it was fate or mere chance that led him to the “Grizzly Maze” depends on who you ask. In any case, it transformed him to the degree that he seemed to want to shed, as Herzog, his “humanness” when around them. At the very least, it gave him a sense of purpose and thus reignited his will to make something of his life – a legitimate transformation if its own. You can call what he did reckless, but through footage of Treadwell’s explanations on screen, it is clear this was not an amateur. He knew an incredible amount about the lifestyle of bears and the Alaskan wilderness in general, maybe to a degree that only comes from true immersion. But whenever you have one cause as your only foundation, it can take on an exaggerated presence in your mind – to the point where you, like Treadwell, overestimate your control of the situation. Terrible luck, emotional instability, and hibernation patterns all mixed together in the worst way, and played any differently, Treadwell would still be alive today. But no one would deny that the responsibility for his and Amie’s death falls directly on him, something I think he’s agree with.

It is always saddening when someone’s calling forcibly isolates him from the rest of humanity, and Herzog treats him in such a “sympathetic” way – and I say it that way because he cannot relate to a view of nature like Treadwell’s, that ignores its chaos and uncertainty. But his goal is not to avoid having an opinion but to give Treadwell a fair chance and he does so masterfully. Perfectly alternating between archived footage (Treadwell’s shots were indeed one-of-a-kind), in-depth interviews and gorgeous shots of the turbulent Alaskan wilderness (which, in the area Treadwell spent his time in, was actually federally protected – a very intriguing wrinkle to his “crusade” against oppressive humans), the film never feels disjointed or wavering in its aims or intentions. We know Treadwell’s fate at the beginning of the film, but Herzog’s pushes on anyway in his analysis of Treadwell’s background, his notable paranoia, and his inner demons. There is also a respectful balance between the gory details revealed and which ones are thankfully omitted to viewers; in fact, Herzog’s listening to the audio recording of their deaths is transformed into a scene unlike any I have seen in a documentary, one that gives me a glimpse of Herzog himself as a character in his own work. And ultimately, his “character” does everything he reasonably can to find meaning in Treadwell’s life and death by final reel’s end.

This should be required viewing for any college student hoping to pursue a degree in film or even journalism. It manages to remain even-handed in its presentation of facts while still presenting its own opinion, and thus, welcomes us to do the same. It is not preachy and it is not an easily digested story, but that is what probably makes it mean such different, significant things to different viewers. For hardened skeptics like Herzog, it is an intriguing case of a man who found sanity in his discovery of a passion – only to later lose it when he discarded the boundary between self and object of affection. For people like me, who have has a similar sort of awakening and rediscovery of self, it serves as a cautionary tale that discourages you from blocking out the outside world for the sake of your inner truth. But did Treadwell actually share a unique connection to the bears he regularly interacted with, as he believed he did? In a way, I personally think that he had a certain familiarity or bond (albeit a limited one) with them, simply because he spent so much time in their proximity – something that should be used to validate, condemn and take seriously his overall efforts. Thanks to Herzog, you can understand why anyone else might think differently about him.

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COMING UP NEXT: THE NEVERENDING STORY

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Battle: Los Angeles

What if I told you that you could go out right now and see a sci-fi action movie without any big preachy message, bumbling kid-hero, wisecracking sidekicks, or time wasted on developing unlikable characters? If that proposition sounds too tempting to refuse you'll be as surprised as I was when the final product is essentially Starship Troopers without the clever irony or camp value.  For a movie that's 80% action and avoids the above-mentioned pitfalls, Battle: Los Angeles really has no excuse for not being more compelling.

Battle: Los Angeles tells you everything you need to know right in the title. There's a battle in Los Angeles. Who's fighting or why doesn't matter, since neither the humans or aliens are given any personality. Like I've said about countless movies before, the generic setup is forgivable as long as it sets up some first-rate action. Sadly, this movie's biggest shortcoming is that it only partially delivers in the one place it should.

Take a moment and think about any classic battle scene. Can you visualize the battlefield? Can you get a good sense of the size and scope of the conflict? And when both sides clash, can you understand the geometry? Do you see both sides' tactics at work or at least figure out where everyone's going and why? What happens when you break these rules is a confused mess that just doesn't feel like a battle. Think of the first battle scene in Alexander for reference on how this can go wrong. Battle: Los Angeles is exactly like that. Shooting happens then more shooting happens. Characters die and you forget about them in seconds. There's never any sense that ground is gained or a big objective is any closer to completion. There are definitely cool moments, but a movie that's mostly combat simply shouldn't feel so slow.

To its credit, Battle: Los Angeles is appropriately gritty and realistic. The action is brutal without ever going overboard, and the idea of seeing everything through a soldier's perspective and knowing no more than they do is interesting. The alien technology looks fascinating and surprisingly real, even if the aliens themselves look somewhat goofy. But that doesn't change the fact that for most of the movie's runtime nothing exciting happens. Like the characters, most of the dialogue is disposable. Soldiers spout the same lines you've heard in countless other war movies, and the comparison only serves to remind you how good this movie could have been with a tighter script and a better eye for action.

In short, Battle: Los Angeles is like the sweater you get for Christmas when you were hoping for an X-Box. It delivers what they think you should want instead of what you actually wanted. It's not smart enough to be taken seriously, but too serious to have much fun with its premise. If there's anything I can say in this movie's defense, it's that I've seen this formula fail far worse before.

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